How big t_shirt must purchase to an ostrich?
-Egg-stra large
The priest visited a first grade and asked a boy if he recognized him.
Ja sure , the boy said, it is you who read the news in the Church.
Why was he who invented the iron so happy?
- Because it was like hot starting.
Pupils to teacher
- Are you allowed to bark for anything if you have not done?
- No, absolutely not,
said the teacher
- Good because I have not done my homework!
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